UUNN Newswire
(UUNN HQ) The following was released today by Dr. Zhia Khatdinal, Director of Astrophysics and Cartography for TRI Corp:
* * * ALERT * * *
A dark-energy wave has been detected and is expected to reach our space tomorrow. While this event is similar to the one that caused The Catastrophe ten years ago, it is much less powerful. It is expected to result in some minor time-disruption. For most this should only be approximately one hour.
Other symptoms could include tiredness, mild headache and nausea — though if you experience this it could also simply be a hangover.
TRI-R Astrophysics and Cartography will continue to monitor the situation.
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