Hyperial Livid Over Mission Delays

by Thane Carios

(Barnard/Hypsos/Hyperial)  Hyperial authorities, fuming over the slow progress of the Antiflux Science Factory mission, released the following statement:

This is the MOST CORRUPT mission in the history of TRI!  We have irrefutable information that this excellent effort  was actually completed by the good pilots WEEKS ago, but TRI Corporation — well-known as the puppets of Quantar — has rigged the system so that completed missions are not counting.  Our engineers are working on adjusting  our new Antiflux so that it won’t operate in Quantar ships.  It could even explode.

We DEMAND an audit of the mission computers immediately and we will not be compensating TRI Corp. for running this mission.  IF they don’t like it they can talk to our lawyers.

When we asked Dorakk Thol, VP TRI-IND, about the Hyperial allegations he said, “We closely monitor all progress.  The mission is proceeding exactly as it should.  It’s a pretty significant mission and there are just not that many pilots running it right now.  And the allegations about us and Quantar are just Hyperial baseless accusation.  They hired us to run this thing because a lot of pilots don’t trust them.  We will be paid.”