UUNN Newswire
(UUNN HQ) A previously-unknown hacker group calling itself “Free-G” is claiming reponsibility for the system-wide launch systems malfunction. The group says the shutdown will continue until G.Raputin is released from Bayberry Emotional Care Center.
A TRI Station Systems & Maintenance employee who asked that we not identify her said, “We have no idea what is causing this so it’s impossible to say whether hackers have any part in it. They could very well be bluffing just to get their crazy friend out.”
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