OBI Threatens Retribution over Baby Bitz Recipe Publication

By Kedra Brenari

(Etruscera, Martius) OctBurger Industries (TRISE: OBI), makers of the Baby Bitz® semi-organic snack, has placed public bounties on members of the STCC, UUNN editorial management and pilot Askume in response to the publishing of a recipe for their Baby Bitz® product.

“OBI is overreacting and has no legal complaint,” said STCC Minister of Trade, Ferrix Charyb. “Firstly, the recipe was recovered from a salvaged DSS, and secondly is was clearly a recipe for a homemade product – not their industrial recipe.

“I’m sure the sodium and saturated fat content in the published home-recipe is far lower than in their mass-produced, frozen offerings,” he added.

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3 responses to “OBI Threatens Retribution over Baby Bitz Recipe Publication

  1. Pilot Askume asks, “Burger fanatics want to try to collect a bounty? I can give them a shot. Do they want fries with that?”

  2. Pilot Fence (the aforementioned UUNN editorial management) will stand with you. It can be a 2 for 1 supersized deal. 🙂

  3. Pingback: Baby Bitz | TRI-Databank

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